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Rordward and Daniella by Toastuh Rordward and Daniella by Toastuh
Just a quick sketch resulting from a conversation with Stromphe (stromphe.deviantart.com), involving 'Watchmen' and some on-crack slash.
I mean, it's obvious that Rorschach and Daniel will never have a healthy relationship. It could, at best, be a weird, pseudo-manipulative, controlling, creepy codependency.
In short, something like 'Twilight.'
I had such fun sketching this. It was a nice break in my finals-related hyperventilation.
And I love 'Watchmen.'


Drawing Daniel's chin is some joy.
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Tipsutora Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Hahah! So cute! :XD:
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Kadorienne Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2011
I love this. :love:
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Toastuh Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks!
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Karnickel Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2009
I´m TEAM EDWARD (Blake)...
If you say to Jacob Black N-O, he only hear Y-E-S.
OMG it´s frightening me how much in common it almost have...
Oh, pardon me. I forgot that Twilight need a really good story and Characters with DEPTH.
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WatchmenFanClub Featured By Owner May 29, 2009
Can we use this? :iconimhappyplz:
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Toastuh Featured By Owner May 30, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I'd be honored! Go right ahead! Just make sure to credit me and all that. :D
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grieverwings Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
Is it weird that I thought of this about a week ago and just about died laughing?

"I don't like being followed."

"Maybe I was keeping an eye on you."

OH RORSCHACH. :heart: He's so Edward it's ridiculous.
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Toastuh Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hahaha, thanks.

Iknorite? I can sort of picture him taking parts out of Archie so that Dan doesn't visit any unsavory scum.
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SugarKills Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
ROFL
This is the best crossover EVER
I actually went to see Twilight without reading the book. It was an annoying/confusing/hilarious experience. My only favorite line in the movie has to be "THIS IS A BODY OF A KILLA"
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Toastuh Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Haha, thanks.

I read the book because we were in Israel and this girl on the trip with me was all, "H'OMG [Toastuh] YOU HAVE TO READ THIS BEST BOOK EVARRRR." And, seeing as there was nothing else to read, I partook.
I did not like it.
I read the others, seeking to capture the joy that others had had.
Uhm, nope.
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Avelera Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2009
Oh my God "This is the mask of a killer!"
"Oh you..."

*cries laughing*
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Toastuh Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank you!
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oni-queen Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2009  Student Artist
I love you, this is so getting posted on Twilightsucks.com
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Toastuh Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I lurk there, and would be honored. I don't have an account yet.
I'm sorta trying not to diss the fans themselves, aside from the really scary ones. As I said a bit earlier in the comments, a bunch of my friends like the book, and that doesn't make them any less intelligent (we all have our literary lapses in judgment). But still, I lol'd. It was sort of awful.
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oni-queen Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2009  Student Artist
I laughed so hard when I saw this, I think my neighbors heard me, and it was more laughter than usual. Luckily they already think my sister and I are insane with the amount of 60's and 70's German pop music we play on full blast.
The Watchmen movie (Which I have seen four times now) is actually kind of funny, because of all the Dan/Rorschach there is in it. It like they where just giving it away.
I love to hate Twilight, so good. Its just so much fun to make fun of really, and so easy too.
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Toastuh Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:DDD
GERMAN POP MUSIC FROM THE 60S AND 70S IS BEST MUSIC.

The hand-holding scene was pretty win.

Yeahhhhh, me too.
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oni-queen Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2009  Student Artist
And all the times we see Rorschach stalking Dan as Walter. They where mostly times when ever he was out with Laurie too...Sumbody's Jealous!
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Toastuh Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
It's almost adorable. :3
I don't want to woobie-fy Rorschach, but damnit, the crack potential is too tempting.
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oni-queen Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2009  Student Artist
Do it, do it, do it, do it
Because a Giant fat Nerd, and a small violent insane man are adorable.
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Toastuh Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
IT WILL BE DONE!
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sevenspiders Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2009
ha! at their very weirdest a R/NO couple wouldn't be a tenth as creepy or FAIL as the Twilight garbage. This pic amuses me greatly. :-D
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Toastuh Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank you so much!
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skylerc Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2009
YEAH, TWILIGHT SUCKS!
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Chitter-Box-Kat Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2009
This is too cute! I was beginning to worry that I was the only one who saw this pairing and wasn't turned off. :heart:
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Toastuh Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Aw, thanks.
Eh, I think that there are worse things to ship.
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Chitter-Box-Kat Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2009
You're welcome!
xD And I have had the unpleasant experience of finding a few of them... xD;;
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Toastuh Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Ohhhh, yes.
Thanks, Rule 34. Thanks.
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Chitter-Box-Kat Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2009
Fun in some instanced, disturbing as hell in others. *shudder*
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rabid-uke Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2009
hurm...yes. i do believe i am loving this :licking:

and oh yeah~ joker/crane <333

delicious.

and i liked the first twilight book.

wheni was 16, and it first came out.

i want to punch every movie fan in the face ><

or maybe just break their little fingers.........

but yes, before i go off on some random tangent, i just want to say that yes, i love these sketches, and yes, i love the messed-up yet strangely appealing relationship :DD

sooooo.

yeah.

i'm going now. :does so:
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Toastuh Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks!

A lot of my friends like it. Of course, I judge them, but I judge everyone. Besides, they can make fun of me all they want-- I'm kind of an easy target too (lolweirdo).
So I don't want to break any fingers so much as snark everything.

I might do some more sketches of them. Better ones. Yessss.
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rabid-uke Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2009
cheers ^^ :hug:

can't wait.
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Azimel Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2009
...I send my love to you. Having finished reading Watchmen today, and seeing the Nite Owl Rorschach hand shake scene, I was hoping crack would be abound involving these two. :XD:
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Toastuh Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Why thank you.

Oh, there is so much crack. There was this godawful (and I mean that in the most affectionate sense) thread going on over in /co/. I did my first tegaki there. It was of poo coming out of a smiley Nite Owl's buttchin while Rorschach, cosplaying as Ayn Rand, looked on.
I am not proud of this.
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ToGainYourTrust Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2009
Holy crap you are like my goddamn twin...or maybe you are god...I totally agree with you on the whole Twilight thing, and Rorschach has the cutest crush on Nite Owl. I am very, very angry at Silk Spectre for ruining the chances of their luurrve.
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Toastuh Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
XD Thank you so much! I'm glad to have a twin/fellow omnipotent being!

Eh. Yeah. They're pretty adorable. Although I feel a little sorry for Spectre, mainly 'cuz of her outfit. I'd be a little cockblocky if I had to wear the unfortunate yellow spandex of doom.
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RikusShadow Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2009
A fan of Watchmen and a hater of Twilight?

:iconlegaspplz:

And I thought I was the only one.

Watchmen slash...is surprisingly hot, given the characters.
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Lolclonewars12345 Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2009
same here :)
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Toastuh Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I know, right? I think that Twilight fans are simply over-represented.

I like ridiculous ships. My OTP is basically two old, wildly unattractive (by most standards) detectives. I just like the idea of vastly different characters and, uh, crack ships.
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RikusShadow Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2009
Over-represented? Please explain. I think I know what you're getting at, it's just...I'm not completely sure. ^^;

My crackship can kick your crackship's ass. My OTP is a psycho clown and a sadistic, schitozphrenic former psychiatrist who haven't even MET in the canon universe.
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Toastuh Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Eh, the media shows hordes of squealing Twilight fangirls. I think there are fewer than the cameras actually let on.

Oooh! That's a good one! What if I told you that my crack!ship was comprised of a former rapper and a radical conspiracy theorist (who are now detectives somehow)?
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RikusShadow Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2009
Yeah, but still, that's a fuckload of fans right there.

Why thank you. And I would tip my hat to you.

What pairing may that be, by the way?
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Toastuh Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Munch/Fin, from Law and Order: SVU.

I'm guessing yours is Dr. Crane and The Joker? Or am I completely off the mark?
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RikusShadow Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2009
Yeah, that's it. :D
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ulaska Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
I appreciate your drawing and your love for Watchmen and hate for Twilight. :3
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Toastuh Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank you so much.
:D
It's just... so fun to hate. I'm almost glad it was written... Twilight is so crack-tastic and awful and lulzy and all that.
I mean, it's cool if other people like it. Whatever gets them through the long, cold night. But seriously. Sparkles. The hell.
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ulaska Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
I mean, to be fair, I wish my hair sparkled...But y'know... As aforementioned <<
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Toastuh Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yeh... I wouldn't mind having sparklehair and slightly terrifying, wobbly hambeasts online coming to defend the "UH-MAZING BUUUUUUUHK" from whence I came.
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ulaska Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
Ah....We can only dream >3>

I also want mind powers and flying powers.

And wizardry powers...
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Stromphe Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2009
HHHHHHNNNNNGGGGGG

I CAME EVERYWHERE AND IT WAS REALLY GROSS AND MESSY

THIS IS SO GREAT THOUGH, CAN I POST IT ON PLUS 4CHAN?
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Toastuh Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
YES YOU CAN. I AM FLATTERED BY YOUR REPUGNANT BODILY FLUIDS AND COMPLIMENTS.
BODILY FLUIDS MEAN LOVE.

GO RIGHT AHEAD. IT WOULD BE AWESOME.
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